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From MSN and many other sites: April 17 Guangzhou daily reports, the day before yesterday noon, this voice recording of a phone conversation between a boy and a girl both were post-90 appeared on the BBS. What is shocking to the netizens is, the girl knowing this boy does not like her, only wants to have sex with her, she still agrees to meet up after 4 minutes of conversation. In this conversation, the girl shows affections towards the boy, but the boy only asks the girl to have sex with him. Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line. " Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice Boy: Girl, whats your number? Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" Do You Like Nintendo? If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you. You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them? "Give me 30 minutes over lunch, and i will win your heart, as you have already won mine." Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time! "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. " "Look you little Juicy Fruit, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. (make her look) Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa? Advice Pls [screen Shots] (1) (2) (3) (4) Some dumb online daters go just dey chat mumu chat and d! Foolish low self-esteem fvcktards who can't get sex in real life.. Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / See Flirty Chats Between A Guy And A Lady (screen Shots ) (18217 Views) Guys! Here Are 8 Flirty Questions You Can Ask Your Girlfriend Or Crush / Guys, Why Girls Delay In Replying Your Chats / My Ex Who Is Married Is On My Neck.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" I'm not a photographer....I can picture us together. " Girl: "I thought it was a penny" Boy: "I think your thoughts are worth more! After four years, scads of lays, and many great girlfriends (plus plenty of failures along the way), he launched this website.“My friend and I just made a bet and we want you to settle it. ” I’d just read some pick-up advice that told me to approach girls in bars with that question. They even began debating each other and trying to argue their viewpoints playfully to me."I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together." "When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives.
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